Today I Was Attacked By My Own shoes, and Other First World Problems.

Today started well. I got up late, and whilst frantically throwing on clothes that didn’t need ironing, I unexpectedly decided upon a fancy pair of shoes that  I had brought years ago, but had only recently been rediscovered whilst moving house. Abandoned and strewn carelessly at the back of my wardrobe, they seduced me away from my old reliable brown boots. In my excited haste I put these … Continue reading Today I Was Attacked By My Own shoes, and Other First World Problems.

I’m Alive ( I’d ask For Refunds on Those Hits you ordered!)

Hello world! Yes, I am back. After a few weeks of frantic box packing and panic cleaning leading to eventual giving up and just resorting to black bin bag stuffing, I am finally in my new flat. SO what have I been up to? Not much really, just getting into my new job and trying not to get run over, all whilst trying my very … Continue reading I’m Alive ( I’d ask For Refunds on Those Hits you ordered!)

I Only Dun Got Me A New House And Wifey!

HURRAH! After 3 weeks I finally have new place to call home. It felt like a long time coming but we’re finally there,whoot whoot! The new place is a flat which I am sharing with the wonderful Beave, who I managed to press gang into moving in with me. Shes elated ( Honest) Next on the list is the always joyful task of packing up … Continue reading I Only Dun Got Me A New House And Wifey!

Nothing Tastes As Good As Skinny Feels Part Two, This Time It’s Personal.

Not too long ago I posted this image on my facebook- The model above is,  according to the social media grape vine, a new design used by the Swedish H&M ,where they have several sizes throughout the store ranging from size 14 ( the average size of most women it turns out) and under. Hurrah! I hear many of you cry ( mainly the average percentage of women who … Continue reading Nothing Tastes As Good As Skinny Feels Part Two, This Time It’s Personal.