<3 Let's Discuss Vag and The Fact That I Am Not And Never Will Be a "G" <3

It’s safe to say we all have an opinion on vag, I am rather pro to be fair but like most of my hobbies I don’t like to throw it around in peoples faces unless drunk and ranting, but this little ditty has been on my play list since I first heard it. You sing about that vag girl!

*shudders* seriously when am I going to except that I am white and British and just cannot pull off gangster rap cool!?



Here endeth the lesson. Awkwafina, like call me! No seriously if you can tweet that bitch Beave , it’s the least I expect!waaaaaa! 

Peace G x 

Hurrah! BT “Infinity” My arse!

Doo, do, do! 

Well Hello there!

Tis I, BP, You remember me, right? Right!?! I used to waffle on here a lot then I relocated and….


Where did I go!? In the internet connection abyss that’s where! Bugger you BT, bugger you and your stupid “meant to be students but are totally like, 27 years old” adverts SO hard…grrr. 

Well today I am mostly feeling like this lil bad boy – 

Someone give that kid a medal ( trust me,  go to the picture link…you will thank me unless you hate joy and laughter, then like, don’t!) , but yeah, today I iz mooooody! No idea why, just feeling awfully grumpy and tired….nothing a few sunny days won’t fix and a massive BBQ Baby but alas, summer is being a right filthy tease

Plus massive project at work and NO internet so not had much time to collect thoughts but have SO much to tell you all…so expect regular ranty posts asap. 

I promise, look I know I let you guys down but I am back now, this time for good!

Anyway back to work I go…whoot whoot Love you all muchos Xx