So Tis the evening before monday and I sit in my house, perving on the internet clicking my mouse,
Trying to uncover the stars of the past, trying not to wake all with my screams of glee and my gasps..
Basically it’s my first ever “People I’ve just remember exist, and so, how can life not be good?” post. Of course most of my readers are aware that I am from old blighty, but for those of you that are reading thinking “who the hell is she on about?” please, take my word for it, Google them, bask in their glory…and you’re welcome! Feel free to let me know you’re additions to the list –
1. Mr Motivator-
Helping pensioners get healthy AND horny in a early morning ( before you argue, how do you think ladies of a certain age reacted to this sexy Jamaican man in spandex?!The man was made to please women damn him, and his magic working out thighs), Mr M made my mornings as a child. Where is this man? Why is he still not on my tv? Where did he go!? BRING HIM BACK DAMN IT!
Sometimes words aren’t enough, therefore-
and of course –
We’re totes going to ignore that little “remix” mishap of “ready to go” not too long ago. Saffron, I miss you and your bat shit crazy hair, come home, call me?! Xx
If you’re sat there going…huh? who?! MY GOD DOWNLOAD IT NOW, POST HASTE I TELL THEE! Simply the greatest tv show made for teenagers out there…and to be fair for any girl worth her salt, who wasn’t in love with Trent? Trust Aunty BP, she loves you, this show won’t let you down.
Zippy and George!- oh yes, when I was little I was slightly obsessed with this sociopathic puppet and his downtrodden boyfriend ( let’s not lie, even at 3 years old we all knew what their bag was..) I remember going to see them in a show…one of the best days of my life…thanks Ma! <3 it ! Once again why is this not still on my tv!?
5. Captain Planet-
The sexiest blue skinned, green mullet owning groomer ever to steal my heart and make me actually bin my litter…where is he? I was promised a film damn it, where is said ( blatently going to be shit as Hollywood has no soul) film?! I want it now!
Sing it with me –
6. Rude dawg…and the dweebs
Look, I am not saying this list was going to be cool but if you have issues with it, yo dude, get rude.
You in the states may not know this show but in the UK we were blessed with a good import of Aussie goodies, best one being “pugwall”…simply amazing…I can still say it now “oh marmaloid!!!”
8. As I could be here all night and still not scratch the surface , the creme de la creme of the post –
LORD FLASH HEART- where have you been? “where haven’t I been- WOOF!”
Every womans dream man, every mans dream man, basically a man but so much more, great facial hair ( even when hanging off his upper lip) lover of bearded bridesmaids and just all round sexpot, lord flash heart I <3 you ( I’ve always had such a crush on him!) –
Night night BBz, let me know yours, so many more posts to come on this subject!