Basically girls, if you can’t beat them, join them. Therefore I want, no, DEMAND my fair share of eye totty. I require my side of sexy, my daily in take of oiled up, gyrating, half starved and overly exercised man meat stylised to adhere to my marketing companies presumed gender preferences. And I want it now,not yesterday,now!
Sexy and sensitive, girls like unicorns right?
Seriously fuck page 3, I want the page 8 mate back and I want them to be bending over shit with overly tight “short shorts” with speech bubbles above their heads with “sexy malcolm is really worried about todays climate story” and I want us ALL to know, in unison as reaaders, that we have thought “oh sexy Malcolm, your toosh is out on show in the national paper, your opinion is only here for us to laugh about the fact that it does not matter”. I want dead eyed boys running around freezing their men tits off pretending to have fun just for my entertainment and sell me some shitty speakers I don’t need. I want to open a magazine and see men, as well as women subjected to my lazy desires. I want them draped over cars, music devices and even straddled on sticks of celery, as trust me, if you put a half naked man oiled up and riding celery, their is a 57% increase in the chance that I may consider buying it.
I want every man on tv to look like they were extras on “300” screaming “this is spar! And we have a 3 for 2 offer!!”
I don’t want this because I need it, I just want it as I wonder what the people who do want girls doing this now would feel if it did happen. I’m not saying all men do, in fact most men don’t…who openly admits to reading “nuts” these days? I just wonder, if in joining them I would beat them or if in joining them I’d understand why it’s so damn necessary and request it continues for my pleasure….hmmmm
…..cooor! Hey it’s my blog, I’m allowed to perve on men if I want… 😉