I only made a muffaduking gif

Hello Darlings!,

 Anyone who has been reading this blog for a while (Mwah! <3) will know that I adore a Gif. Love ’em…Want to marry them and set up a little farmstead with the cats, kinda love them. Therefore, you will understand my absolute delight, my sheer glee, at the thought that I have just made my very own Gif.

This may be one of the greatest moments of my life. I don’t care what you think. It’s on par with the time I had a perfect cup of tea in Sixth form. It was the perfect drinking temperature and it worth the bollocking I got in form when I was late – turns out “having the best cup of tea of your life” isn’t a good enough reason to be late for form, or the fact that it’s held in a room on the fourth floor, pft! I think we both know who was correct in that argument.

Now, excuse my gifs beauty (Anyone else a huge DragRace fan? – We so need to talk about this) ….I am happy to present my Gif. I can’t claim anything ownership of the images or people but I pasted some text over it because I am an artist and this is what creative people do on a Friday evening.

 

Et Voila!

 

You’re welcome.

If you want to make your own I recommend going to giphy and using their editor. It’s literally internet magic, or if you’re old enough, rather like a better version of Microsoft “paint”.

Now please, let me know what else you are getting up this weekend. I myself will be making more “Art”. Now fly, fly my pretties and throw digital shade with this beautiful gif:  http://gph.to/2qnY5Hu

 

History Ahoy! Meme Fest.

Well ding dong!

How are we doing my lovelies? I am very well, indeed! I have just been a busy bee moving into a new job. I hope your lives have been full of excitement? Do tell, I love gossip. Anyway, due to my job change I haven’t been up many adventures (or any that don’t end with a hangover and are so blurred I barely remember a blog posts’ worth, goodtimes.)

What hasn’t been lazy these past few weeks, is our good old friend, the internet. Oh no. So today’s posts is a memes post, because you know how highbrow I am. As I have just eaten the biggest roast dinner ever and am unable to move, I was able to sit down long enough to have a theme for my meme fest – History. Enjoy!

Cool.Cheers. I’ll put it in my bathroom.

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Some asses just need to be put on a vase. I am still hoping. #hint

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Everything’s just better with lightsabers.

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Every.Damn.Time.  I never forget the Cheese And Onion Walkers crisps though. They literally just jump into my basket.

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I say this at least thrice a day #relate

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Still love this phone. I had to use one the other day as an emergency phone. Spent the whole day playing snake 2. I am not even ashamed.

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I’d actually like to hear it. I’d bring a tambourine and we’d jam. Actually, I went to a jam for the first time last week. I got to ring a bell and was shit rubbish at it.

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For my minion fan readers <3  I thought you’d like this!

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Snazzy hat.

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Anyway I am ofski to try and work off this post roast dinner bloat. Pray for me. I can’t stop nibbing on the left over roast potatoes.

Love, love, BP <3 Xx

I finally obtain a computer

Hello My darlings,

I finally have a laptop. It’s not amazing but I have already grown fond of hearing its little hum as it slowly turns obsolete in this fast paced digtial word. Thus far I have managed not to cover it in nail polish art and stickers, but it is only a matter of time.

 

Design from Nicotinequeen. 

At the minute I am taking some time off from work to write this post and watch “Made In Chelsea” ( yes I am one of those people) as I am leaving my current job next week so just typing up some protocols. It’s only when you have to put everything down do you realise how much you have learnt. Goodtimes huh?

Anyways my lovelies, I do hope that you are well and I will leave you with a few funnies, because this is my blog, that’s why.

 

I feels ya.

If ever a picture ever summed me up

 

It’s this! Malaprop people unite.

We all have a tale to tell kid.

 

Bit of trivia for you, I used to play flute. Toot.

 

Cheerio BP Xx

Quick Round up!

Hello Darlings!

Apologies I have been AWOL . My laptop,”O’l reliable” has finally succumbed to old age and now I’m forced to save my precious funds on obtaining a new one. For now I am borrowing the Bouys. He’s currently on a mixed hen do and [artying at the Cafe de Paris. Sooooo jealous. It looks amazing. As a former make up artist, I’d enjoy getting lost back stage there too. I bet it’s a treasure trove for those who love to dress up <3

So much has been happening in the world, some drastic (still trying to get over the election) and some less dramatic, Princess Charlotte was born (vom.)  So I am going to keep this post light as there is so much heavy out there to already occupy our minds. Some good news is that the amazeballs Bex from tit-bits released her ah-mazing! blogging for money guide.  Go Bex, so proud. It’s amazing how the blogging world can bring inspiring people into your life. Can’t wait to see what this lady does next.This reminds me, blogger events. Tis the season, which meet ups are you going too?

In my blogging life, I have been on many adventures which I will update you on here. I won’t lie, I have such fat hands that the thought of blogging on my iphone is nigh on impossible, so do keep checking in. I am updating! Just not as often as normal. Some of these treats include a book review of the novella by “GirlnamedBob” which is so, so good. It something different, and the female protagonist literally had me chuckling to myself on the tube. I am also going to be interview singing due Toochi. These are fab ladies and I have known them for a long time, so I’m muchos excited to be getting into their lovely heads and seeing what inspires them .

 

Anyhow,  I shall shove funny pictures into your face, because, well, this is bunnypudding and that is how I fill my time.

Auw this is so nice <3 I like hot wheels too.

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Yarr! Too funny. I want this cat. I want to brush it and stroke it’s belly. I am not ashamed to admit that fact #ineedtogetoutmore

 

We’re all guilty of doing it. I am especially guilty of send snap chats and playing text games. It’s what mobile devices were made for if you ask me.

*looks side to side* yeah, of course, this is an actual FACT. 

 

Too funny, the geek within me giggles, so many of mine and stinglikeabeavans faves  –

Anyhow I am off to go and enjoy the rest of the weekend. Have a great start to the week, and tell the Monday blues to fuck off darling! Mwah!

Love Love, BP Xx

What I did this week.

Lionel. Any excuse.

Its been a busy week for me BBz. The non blogging world has certainly been a buzz, which is never a bad thing and I like to be kept on my feet. I’ve also had a bout of the man flu, so have been confined to my bed just sleeping and eating my pain. Nothing new there then.

Hopefully some of you have managed to keep to your new years resolutions. I have managed to keep ( kinda ) to one of mine, so I am feeling rather nifty about that. The rest, well they can be considered “slung out the window” until January 2016. Otherwise life is good, apart from a severe case of writers block. Which isn’t useful, especially as I am in the process of completing an article for tit-bits.co.uk. Whats a girl to do? I need to find inspiration and fast. Usually waffling on here get my juices flowing but alas, I am waffling but no creative juice is being squeezed. Humph.

In a quest to find inspiration I have been mainly perving on vintage dresses. Because that is my bag baby. Since it has been a week since my last post, I can share another dress of the week ( see being fashionably late can be good for somethings) This weeks is –

Marie Antoinette Court gown 1778-79 This is a modern costume created by Atelier Caraco, though it is indeed a recreation of one of Marie Antoinette’s court gowns! :)

Marie Antoinette Court gown 1778-79 This is a modern costume created by Atelier Caraco.

I also stumbled upon this interesting article about historical fashion

This has also caused me to become a big pinterest whore. Huge. I’m late to the pinning party I know, but shut up!! Follow my exploits here <3 . Here are a few accounts I have been following as of late –

Fashions of Yesteryear 

1800’s fahions 

Any recommendations are welcomed! Anyway I am going to go and get all tucked up in bed with a Lemsip. Eurgh, is there anything on earth worse than a Lemsip.

I hate the bastard. needs must!

Night, night BP Xx

Happy New Year and shiz

Hello BBz,

How was your Christmas and New Year? Mine as usual was not to plan, but luckily didn’t involve A&E. Otherwise, I am all good in the hood and I will fill you in on my absence at some point but until then, let’s keep it light darlings!

Stepping away from the traditional “New Years Resolution” post, that is almost as important to the blogging calendar as the “yearly round up” and the “something hundreth” posts ( I am aware of the irony that my last post was in fact a “hundreth” post ) I’ve decided to meme it up baby, in celebration of the reality of New years. Enjoy!

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I can relate to this most weekends –

I will never understand  why this is, but it is so true, 2010 sucked but I still remember some of my best nights out! –

I did change my hair though-

One of my faves from facebook-

I kid, I kid. I don’t think there is anything wrong with a bit of self reflection, and a few of my co- workers really stuck to their resolutions in 2014, and have inspiring results so I am planning some resolutions, but I will list them end of Feb. I want to see which ones I am sticking to easier, and keep doing them for 2015. Keeps the pressure off if you whittle the list down  a few weeks in, and continue the quest with resolutions you are actually keeping. Basically, renegotiating with you “new” self!

I hope that you have wonderful Holidays, I love hearing how other people spend Christmas. And remember –

Don’t feel bad if you have fallen off the wagon in your new year changes, just congratulate yourself when you get back on the wagon.

Have a great evening lovelies.

Love, love BP XX