History Ahoy! Meme Fest.

Well ding dong!

How are we doing my lovelies? I am very well, indeed! I have just been a busy bee moving into a new job. I hope your lives have been full of excitement? Do tell, I love gossip. Anyway, due to my job change I haven’t been up many adventures (or any that don’t end with a hangover and are so blurred I barely remember a blog posts’ worth, goodtimes.)

What hasn’t been lazy these past few weeks, is our good old friend, the internet. Oh no. So today’s posts is a memes post, because you know how highbrow I am. As I have just eaten the biggest roast dinner ever and am unable to move, I was able to sit down long enough to have a theme for my meme fest – History. Enjoy!

Cool.Cheers. I’ll put it in my bathroom.

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Some asses just need to be put on a vase. I am still hoping. #hint

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Everything’s just better with lightsabers.

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Every.Damn.Time.  I never forget the Cheese And Onion Walkers crisps though. They literally just jump into my basket.

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I say this at least thrice a day #relate

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Still love this phone. I had to use one the other day as an emergency phone. Spent the whole day playing snake 2. I am not even ashamed.

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I’d actually like to hear it. I’d bring a tambourine and we’d jam. Actually, I went to a jam for the first time last week. I got to ring a bell and was shit rubbish at it.

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For my minion fan readers <3  I thought you’d like this!

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Snazzy hat.

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Anyway I am ofski to try and work off this post roast dinner bloat. Pray for me. I can’t stop nibbing on the left over roast potatoes.

Love, love, BP <3 Xx

What I did this week.

Lionel. Any excuse.

Its been a busy week for me BBz. The non blogging world has certainly been a buzz, which is never a bad thing and I like to be kept on my feet. I’ve also had a bout of the man flu, so have been confined to my bed just sleeping and eating my pain. Nothing new there then.

Hopefully some of you have managed to keep to your new years resolutions. I have managed to keep ( kinda ) to one of mine, so I am feeling rather nifty about that. The rest, well they can be considered “slung out the window” until January 2016. Otherwise life is good, apart from a severe case of writers block. Which isn’t useful, especially as I am in the process of completing an article for tit-bits.co.uk. Whats a girl to do? I need to find inspiration and fast. Usually waffling on here get my juices flowing but alas, I am waffling but no creative juice is being squeezed. Humph.

In a quest to find inspiration I have been mainly perving on vintage dresses. Because that is my bag baby. Since it has been a week since my last post, I can share another dress of the week ( see being fashionably late can be good for somethings) This weeks is –

Marie Antoinette Court gown 1778-79 This is a modern costume created by Atelier Caraco, though it is indeed a recreation of one of Marie Antoinette’s court gowns! :)

Marie Antoinette Court gown 1778-79 This is a modern costume created by Atelier Caraco.

I also stumbled upon this interesting article about historical fashion

This has also caused me to become a big pinterest whore. Huge. I’m late to the pinning party I know, but shut up!! Follow my exploits here <3 . Here are a few accounts I have been following as of late –

Fashions of Yesteryear 

1800’s fahions 

Any recommendations are welcomed! Anyway I am going to go and get all tucked up in bed with a Lemsip. Eurgh, is there anything on earth worse than a Lemsip.

I hate the bastard. needs must!

Night, night BP Xx

Meme me up!

Hi di hi Peeps,

It’s been a bit of a bittersweet weekend for moi, as the boy has left London to go back on tour ( boo!) In times like this I recommend good friends ( thanks kazbo) wine, and of course Memes. I won’t lie, I am feeling pretty glum, but it’s nothing that I didn’t expect to feel from day dot. It’s just never easy to deal with, even when you do prepare yourself.

Any how, chin up and carry on. There is worse shiz in the world than me not getting to see the see the boy everyday, and the fact is, I got to see him everyday for 6 months. That is more that most Army wags get ( and yes, I hate using the phase Army WAGS, if you can come up with something better, dammit I’ll take it!)

Anyway, after a few hours pillaging the internet, here is my most recent selection of internet merriment –

To be fair, I prefer the miley, twerk it!

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( before you cry anti feminist, I’ve discussed her before here) Will that blog be coming back you cry!..yes, but in due course BBz

This is what my dream car is made of. *still* one of my favourite songs ever, and with a great message – trust those who like big butts, for they cannot lie. Don’t say I never teach you anything.

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You had one job Mike, one job.

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NO. I CANNI HANDLE THE POWER!!!

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I like big ducks and I cannot lie.

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Oh Stephen, you’re such a G.

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We’ve all been there.

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*wipes tear* now this is true art. I am actually proud to be British when I see this.

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Going by the typo ratio of this blog, it’s pretty obvious that I have trouble without autocorrect , so I never stood a chance.

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But MOOOOOOMMM!No idea why I found this funny, but everytime I literally pee a little.

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Let it never be said that I am not hydrated.

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When you put it like this, yeah, let’s get fat!

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Meme + Anne = happy moi!

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It is Monday after all.

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If we can’t laugh at ourselves..

Actually, yeah with some salad and nice sauce. Thanks

Major shout out to dumpaday , a site that never fails to bring me humorous picture joy.

Have a great Monday Lovelies, and remember, today is a whole week until another Monday...hu-bloody-rah!

Love,love Ms Pudding Xx

Busy Bee, Meme’s and talking waffle times.

So I have fallen into that trap of getting my self so busy that procrastination is rearing it’s ugly head..ok that’s a lie, we all know procrastination is a beautiful siren, performing a sultry dance whenever anyone gets a task or ten that they have to finish asap.

So these past few weeks I have been collecting my mass pile of projects and sorting them into spread sheets ( oh how exciting is my life. I do party, but only in sensible shoes now, as we know what happens with me and shoes. It’s an abusive relationship I just keep going back to)

If I am honest though, I am finding that the fog is lifting and organisation is in fact, rather attractive. As my job is mainly online, it can get quite hectic and long winded at points…The internet never sleeps and so sometimes, if I am dealing with other countries, my working hours can get confusing, but it improves your knowledge of the world which is nice. As the world is pretty depressing at times too, I have decided instead to share some of the funniest things I have found on the internet today. Don’t say I am not proactive and uplifting!

You know I like gif’s, you know I like Pictures. If you don’t I have filled you in that I do, so here is some internet merriness-

Grumpy Cat Meme’s-

I don’t know why I find this one so funny, but I really , really do love it <3

Grumpy Cat is a Chap. I do love a chap old Bean –

I adore Beyonce, but this Meme is too funny!-

Cat Meme’s in general make me laugh-

So very true, how do you explain what is a Meme?-

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Now all I am going to hear is that lyric in that song…

Vin. Mona.

Oh this story was far too funny, bless the lady!-

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I actually howled at this one, I do rather <3 Downton abbey –

And now we know guys!-

Rightio, I must continue to actively do productive things such as spend time with spreadsheets and other wonderful forms of software! Feel free to send me your Meme’s!

Love, love Bp Xx